HOLY CRAP

Well. You did it America. You voted a socialist into office. I hope you are happy with yourselves. Honestly, I am happy FOR you because you got your butts out and voted. Now, if most of you would have done your reasearch instead of just voting for, "that handsome black man." Well shoot.... I should have voted for Will Smith guess he is the hottest black guy I know but seriously...what do looks or skin color have to do with anything? I do know actually a FEW of you that did your research and actually love Obama so to those of you... congrats.

I on the other hand have spent all night typing up my resignation. I think it looks wonderful. Why quit you ask? Don't you love your job? FLIP YES I DO!! But didn't you hear? Under Obama's plan I can quit and all those hard workers around me will take care of me! YES! No need for American to no longer work any harder!!

I mean don't get me wrong... I would be sitting here complaining if McCain would have won too.... would people just listen to me and vote for Nadar?!?! ;-) No. They wouldn't.

Now if you excuse me I am late for work. Er, um... I am late to put in my resignation.

Thanks OBAMA!! Here is to hoping you can overthrow our government sysytem and find a way to be a ruler until you die. If I never have to work again I will praise you.